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Literally. Somehow I’m continuously picking up an electric charge. Everything I touch gets a little zap. I rounded a corner at work and heard my shirt discharge against the wall. I’d like some humidity please.

Astonishingly cold and clear tonight. We aren’t happy.

Sometime early this morning I was awakened by my partner, who in his sleep pulled the pillow out from under my head, hugged it to himself and rolled over so I couldn’t get it back. He claims to have been unaware of this.