I Always Need a Drink after Cutting Up Chicken
Posted on Sunday, 27 August 2006, 17:44I’ve said it before, but it there anything grosser than raw chicken? Within, of course, the rather limited range of foods I eat.
The rubber gloves help. Without them I’d be cleaning up puke now.
The dishwasher is now on the two-hour-long sanitizing cycle. I’d get in if I could.
Dinner, btw, is skinless, boneless chicken breasts breaded with reduced-fat sour cream and a mixture of breadcrumbs, walnuts, parmigiano reggiano, sage, (a dash) nutmeg, salt and pepper, all whacked together in the food processor. And a salad. It will be good.
If I didn’t dislike vegetables so much, I’d be a vegetarian.
And there’s a giant pot of tomato sauce on the stove as well.

