Archive for February 8th, 2006

Have You Tried the Fish Pills?

So my cardiologist says, ‘Eat less red meat and eat more fish.’ As the cod experience shows, fish is not my favorite, so I’m trying the omega-3-oil fish pills: all the unpleasant after-effects of fish without actually having to consume the fish. Let’s all burp fish. Is that a plus or a minus?
Is everything that’s good for you nauseating?

Simple Pleasures

We moved into this comdo three years ago. In that time, the sink in the bathroom has progressively drained more slowly. I kept thinking that if I could only remove the stopper I could figure out what was clogging the drain, but I couldn’t get the stopper out. Two days ago, I thought, ‘what if it just unscrews?’
It just unscrews.
For two days, I been thinking to myself when brushing my teeth or shaving my head, ‘Oooh, the water’s going down the drain. That’s so cool.’
Lame.


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